Sonntag, 17. Mai 2009

Live your Myth in Greece: The country where nothing ever changes.

"This is our night, time, for a change baby
get rid of the old, take a hold, and be free..."

We saw again yesterday night the most absurd and hideous celebration of the supposed European cultures, gathering in one stadium to show the world nothing else but how poor they have ended up to be and how bad their people's English and French accents are. Let alone the money that has been invested to create those gigantic plastic babushkas and other vomit-material simulacra of Russian culture (as if the Russians had nothing else to be proud of) while big part of the country's population haven't got enough for their daily nutrition.
I better leave the Russians alone, though, and talk about my own big drama: The Greeks.
As a Greek leaving abroad for the past six years I, the Vacuum Cleaner, only get to know the supposedly most important news from my country I read on the internet. One of those important news was one morning of March, if I recall, the selection of Sakis Rouvas and his song this is our night to be the Greek mission at the eurovision song contest in Moscow." Sakis?... Again!!!?" I thought to myself but it actually made a lot of sense to me as I thought about it a bit more.
In a country like Greece where politicians keep their positions for thirty years, where journalists (good friends of the politicians) have been presenting the same informative-propaganda-tv-programm for the last 25 years, SAKIS HAS THE RIGHT to go again to the eurovision song contest and get his, since years, vain ambitions for an international carrier sponsored by the State of Hellas.
Sakis Rouvas is a Passive Happy Faggot who made his breakthrough in the early 1990's in Greece by shaking his, I must admit, well shaped butt and singing "I will make spaghetti bolognese for you!".
Everybody in the media knows his is a mantrap but nobody talks about it. He was back then together with his millionar-manager Elias Psinakis who certainly helped him get the right boost for his carrier. In the mid-90's Sakis had again a big success singing his new hit single "Blood, tears and sweat". Beggining of the 2000's and after years of being a "bachelor" the today 37 year old Sakis decided to start dating women starting with top-model Katya Zigouli. They used to go out together and appear in famous places of Athens' night life. Of course at the end of the night Katya would go back home to her cat and Sakis would go back into one of his hot big-peniled lovers' arms. In 2004 Sakis, dating women and thus being mainstream, represented Greece for the first time at the eurovision song contest with the song "Shake it mi amor!". In 2006 he was the presenter of the eurovision contest hosted in Athens, and suddenly this year there he is again representing Greece at the same contest with "This is our night"!!! Bloody hell those Passive Queens never get enough! He was also here in Berlin about tow months ago promoting his song, escorted by the Greek Minister of Culture Kostas Markopoulos! The Greek Minister of Culture Ladies and Gentlemen has nothing better to do than to promote Greek Pop-Trash abroad.
So, back to the top of this text, Sakis might be singing "This is our night, time, for a change baby
get rid of the old..." but he doesn't seem to mean it as he would rather lick the Greek status quo's asses for another decade and, why not, represent one more time Greece at the eurovision song contest showing his mediocre talent and shaking his ever growing old round butt.
And now please watc
h the Video to the end and tell me: would you believe it, if a Greek journalist told you Sakis is dating a FEMALE model?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cXpPgJXT4c